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Wild, wild west...

A typical small town of El Paso, which is a place of birth of Wild Bill. Two weeks ago he escaped from jail, where he was serving a sentence for riding his horse under the influence of alcohol. Now he got back to stealing yam from poor farmers. Naturally, Joe de Pachio, the best sheriff in Texas, could not let it go on. A week before, Joe got famous for catching the gang of three evil carrots that took banker Bruce hostage and demanded tree bags of fertilizers. They also killed all rabbits in the county, before Joe arrested them.

Anyhow, what is see is the scene of Wild Bill meeting Joe de Pachio. Right now they want to solve the problem peacefully. Bill has no ammunition for his shotgun (he lost his bullets in a card game with the carrots) and so he claims that his arm is aching. Joe has one of his pistols broken and another one is a fake one, bought at Toys R Us (swear to God, they did not pay us). You see, he did not have money to buy a real one and having only one pistol was not cool back then. So he is saying that he has the wrong hat. He kills only when he has his pink hat on, but since he is wearing the green one, he can't shoot.

So, after they were BSing to each other for three hours, they just drove crazy the frog that was sitting in the middle. It's in the mental hospital now. The guy standing in the saloon had his fingers amputated because he could not take them out of his ears. Poor fellow is deaf now. The cat by the saloon died from the hotdog overdose. The second cat went for plastic surgery and is a turtle now. That's it.

Oh yeah, nothing happened to the horses. We just could not come up with anything perverted enough.