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It happened back when knights and goblins, sages and dark elves, paladins and necromancers, druids and gnomes agreed to a short cease-fire (or cease-sword, should we say). They united against their common enemies - mythical dragons.

You probably know that there are a lot of dragon species out there and joker-dragons are the most dangerous ones. They are known for the most despicable behavior and perverted sense of humor. They would rip the wings off elves and insert them under goblins' armpits, bit gnomes' soft parts, stole paladins' panties, dressed zombies as clowns and made them dance lambada on the town square - you get the idea.

They even stole stylish sticky moustache from King Arthur, his Ozzy Osborne wig, mole from his left cheek, fake brows and his Harley Davidson. This was a slap in the face of the entire magic kingdom. The kind declared that he would give an award to anyone who would capture the gang of joker-dragons and return the stolen goods.

Two brave souls decided to try. But only one (Ivengo) was deemed worthy. The second one turned out to be Snow-White and the gnomes did not let her go. The citizens of the magic kingdom were very happy with Ivengo. They threw a three month long disco party and gave him a lot of gifts. When it appeared that he had no intention of ever starting his quest, they kicked him out.

Our hero quickly located the cave of joker-dragons, as it was only 97 yards from the king's castle...

The citizens of the magic kingdom waited for 5 long years for Ivengo to return. Then they forgot about him. No one knows what happened to him. Some say he switched sides to become the joker-knight. Who knows...

Recently, a group of young geologists found two pre-historic photographs that shed the light on the fate of Ivengo. The scientists believe the shots where taken by an amateur photographer, most likely a sage in training with camera hidden in his magic stick. The genealogy experts analyzed knight's armor and came to a conclusion that it was Ivengo indeed. Now it's clear that poor fellow died from another prank of the joker-dragon gang. We thank Dr. Pit Shmak, from Potz University for providing photographs.